"YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, BUT I..."
On a lark yesterday, I signed up for an audition for the daytime version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Since I watch it every day that I can and I noticed that they are currently holding auditions at their studio in NYC, I figured that if they were holding auditions for the week that I was there, then I should go for it. I just got an email from them confirming my audition for Tuesday, July 5, as well as some forms to fill out. One of them is a bunch of questions that I will need to think deeply about...questions like "What will the audience find most compelling/interesting about you?" or "You won't believe this, but I..." or "I could be in the Guinness Book of World Records for..." Nothing too philosophical, but still. My life isn't that exciting, so if you can think of anything (that's at least marginally true), help a sista out. I might even make you a phone-a-friend.
